melissa-caitlen

July 27th, 2011

sayeverythingmeannothing:

nicosofly:

vodkadoesntkill:

feelingsorebellious:

skinnyismygoal:

niorbone:

shushlaura:

funnywaytofall:

b3cky:

yourtwistedlullaby:

I lended $500 to Tiger Woods because i do it everyday.

(via smilealltheywant)
I WOKE UP NAKED NEXT TO ASHTON KUTCHER BECAUSE IM IN LOVE WITH HIM.

I vented about my life to Justin Bieber because my parents told me to.

I got married to Selena Gomez because my parents told me to.

I got drunk with John Stamos because I do it everyday.

I got drunk with Megan Fox because my parents told me to.

I fucked Channing Tatum because I do it everyday.

I smoked pot with 50 Cen Because I’m in love with him

Got Drunk With Ke$ha Because I Do It Everyday.
I smoked pot with Lindsey Lohan because i have 6 months to live :D

nicosofly:

vodkadoesntkill:

feelingsorebellious:

skinnyismygoal:

niorbone:

shushlaura:

funnywaytofall:

b3cky:

yourtwistedlullaby:

I lended $500 to Tiger Woods because i do it everyday.

(via smilealltheywant)

I WOKE UP NAKED NEXT TO ASHTON KUTCHER BECAUSE IM IN LOVE WITH HIM.

I vented about my life to Justin Bieber because my parents told me to.

I got married to Selena Gomez because my parents told me to.

I got drunk with John Stamos because I do it everyday.

I got drunk with Megan Fox because my parents told me to.

I fucked Channing Tatum because I do it everyday.

I smoked pot with 50 Cen Because I’m in love with him

Got Drunk With Ke$ha Because I Do It Everyday.

I smoked pot with Lindsey Lohan because i have 6 months to live :D

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jeiceyo reblogged this from skinnyismygoal and added:

SNOOKI BECAUSE I’M INVINCIBLE!!
sickestwhore reblogged this from funnyfunnyfunnyfunnyfunny and added:

I smoked pot with Selena Gomez,
julia-budag liked this
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c00ksie liked this
ziggytheartninja reblogged this from megacupcakeeater and added:

I fucked John Stamos because I’m a Crackwhore. Sounds Legit.
blissfuladdict reblogged this from prettynameforaknot and added:

I rode a tandem bike…wtf is that. Channing Tatum okaaaaay because im a crack hore? yeaaaaa really OKAAAAYY
lifesrandomstuff reblogged this from lynmarihopes and added:

I smoked pot with Justin Timberlake because im in love with him. ^^^this actually makes sense. I do love him (:
yeahloveisafallacy reblogged this from prettynameforaknot
prettynameforaknot reblogged this from lynmarihopes and added:

i smoked pot with kanye west because i couldnt find any cocaine to do instead LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL minus...
martinpp reblogged this from kelseyslovestory and added:

I do it every day. hell yeah like a boss
martinpp liked this
lynmarihopes reblogged this from zknee and added:

i ballroom danced with Barack Obama because i’m in love with him.
zknee reblogged this from kelseygoesmeow and added:

rode a tandem bike with will smith...i’m a crackwhore.
kelseyslovestory reblogged this from kelseygoesmeow and added:

got: i went skydiving with will smith...my parents told me too, because he stole my bike...
justlame reblogged this from kelseygoesmeow and added:

got drunk with miley cyrus...i do it everyday.
kelseygoesmeow reblogged this from laurenjuarez and added:

i stalked rob pattinson
laurenjuarez reblogged this from c-a-l-i-f-o-r-n-i-a-l-o-v-e and added:

smoke pot Channing tatum...I’m in love with him? lolololol
c-a-l-i-f-o-r-n-i-a-l-o-v-e reblogged this from xoruik and added:

Justin Timberlake...bike, hahahah :D
myahisaymyah reblogged this from xoruik and added:

I murdered Barack Obama because I do it everyday ;)
bravelittletiger reblogged this from megacupcakeeater and added:

I woke up naked next to Emninem because I do it everyday…..
megacupcakeeater reblogged this from mewmewgorawr and added:

my parents told me to. :( She’s dead, tho, guise.
mewmewgorawr reblogged this from the-absolute-best-posts and added:

Let’s see. “I woke up naked next to Selena Gomez because I’m a necrophiliac” …. OH GOD WHAT!? D8
youarenothinglessthanbeautiful reblogged this from thisisjacqueline and added:

i murdered katy perry because i do it every day
h0ldonandsittight reblogged this from feelingsorebellious and added:

I went skydiving with Miley Cyrus because my parents told me to.
melissacaitlan reblogged this from your-safety-net and added:

I smoked pot with Lindsey Lohan because i have 6 months to live :D
temporary-hope liked this
thanks-forthebutterflies reblogged this from bburningpromises and added:

I rode randem bike with selea comez because my parnets told me to.
bburningpromises reblogged this from lyosky
lyosky reblogged this from feelingsorebellious
feelingsorebellious reblogged this from skinnyismygoal and added:

I fucked Channing Tatum because I do it everyday.
chayonja reblogged this from the-absolute-best-posts and added:

I started a band with Kanye West Because I’m a crackwhore apparently… xDD
all-mylovee liked this
beautifullyimperfect-ox reblogged this from ohsosweetlove and added:

i couldn’t find any cocaine to do instead.
kuro- reblogged this from smilealltheywant
theycallmepiff reblogged this from barbiefuckyeah and added:

I lended $500 to 50 cent
flawlessbritney reblogged this from smilealltheywant and added:

I woke up naked to Ke$ha because I do it everyday.
fueledbyoreos reblogged this from smilealltheywant and added:

Well, I vented about my life to the Beibs cos I couldn’t find and cocaine to do instead…
harsherthanyours liked this
thisneegus liked this
smilealltheywant reblogged this from angelsanddamiens and added:

How are people still reblogging this? It’s like a year old. And as for december, LENT*
angelsanddamiens reblogged this from apple8cat and added:

got drunk with Lady Gaga...parents told me to.
apple8cat reblogged this from the-absolute-best-posts and added:

I fucked Kanye West because he stole my bike.
foreverlisas reblogged this from kittyswonderwall
livinglifelikeitsaparty reblogged this from sweetest-bitchx0x0
godoyyy reblogged this from the-absolute-best-posts and added:

I smoked pot with Barack Obama because I do
bittersweetsummervibes reblogged this from ilovedyouforever
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helloxseattle reblogged this from ohmytanger and added:

i stalked snooki because she stole my bike :)
intolerablefeeling reblogged this from thatballoflight and added:

I ballroom danced with Megan Fox because I do it everyday.
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